Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Thursday Thirteen...

Thirteen Steven Wrightisms that make me giggle...

1.I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

2.Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

3.I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

4.I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

5.Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

6.If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

7.I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

8.My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

9.Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

10.When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

11.I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

12.The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

13.Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

5 comments:

Mommy said...

Whomever Steven is, he makes me laugh.

melody is slurping life said...

Should I be concerned that Steven Wright has always made complete sense to me? Thanks for sharing the laugh.

Leeann said...

I have to say...I LOVE your blog! I am new to blogging and have been browsing lots of Mom's blogs. It helps me to realize that I am not alone and other people live my crazy life! I see lots of you that do "wordless wednesdays" and "thursday's thirteen". I think it is a wonderful idea! How do I get involved?

Claire in CA, USA said...

Oh. My. Word. Steven kills me. We just watched a bunch of his performances on YouTube. The one that I always remember is:

The other day I....no, that wasn't me.

Amy said...

He makes me laugh so hard anytime I watch him. I have to make sure I've been to the bathroom first before watching him ;o) Thanks for the giggles today!