Sunday, July 01, 2007

We got in late last night from visiting family. Had to be up early to go working before church, teach children's church, work a little more, then came home. Knight and I are both tired. I fell asleep for about 30 min earlier today. Knight laid down on the couch, announced how much he wishes he could sleep during the day like I can, and fell right to sleep.

Now I'm in the mood to shop. I'm not in the mood to spend money, go anywhere, or actually get out of the lazy boy, and I don't need anything but I feel like shopping. So for your viewing delight, and because Jen is amazed at what I can find to blog about, I will give you some things I can safely say I will not be shopping or even ebaying for. Ever.

1.Security Briefs--It's made from a genuine pair of men's underwear, and comes complete with revolting stains. Built into the front of the briefs is a secret compartment with a Velcro fastener. Inside, you can hide your money, passports, and jewelry along with your dignity if you buy this item.

2.Internet Urinal--Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the internet is such an addictive and time-consuming force, who's got time to go? With the Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again. Imagine the freedom - destroy your opponents on network Quake without taking a break; drink as many cans of Jolt as you want and still be able to make that last important trade before the market closes.

3.Fake Silk Marijuana Plant--Our 4 foot plants are large enough to fit nicely and noticeably into a vacant corner. They will provide color and vibrancy that is needed in every living and working environment. The 4 foot silk marijuana plant comes with 4 realistic looking buds, an attractive basket container, and moss to cover the base of the marijuana plant

4. Does this really need explanation??? The only thing I can say is that is one brave dad, and one hungry baby. I think this kid is going to be pretty messed up growing up.

5.Bird Travel Carrier--A hands-free, vest-style carrier for small and medium size birds. It employs the famous PetPocket® design features including padded shoulder straps and even weight distribution, mesh fabric and quality construction.

6. Quantum Sleeper--For the paranoid person, just make sure you're not claustrophobic. "The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods. The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”. "And it's bulletproof!

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