Thursday, April 26, 2007

Thursday Thirteen...

Here are thirteen things I never, in my wildest dreams ever thought would come out of my mouth, but I have kids.

1. Stop! You may not take that stick of butter up to your room.

2. No, the point of baseball is NOT hitting someone in the head with one.

3. When is the last time you showered....You thought too long, time to go take one.

4. Seriously people, try to act like humans when we meet these people. I don't want them to see our true selves just yet.

5. I'm sorry, but you are going to have to wait to go back to the dentist. Your next appointment is still a month away.

6. Stop jumping on the couch...Ok, no hopping either.

7. No, you cannot have just Reddi Whip for breakfast.

8. How do you loose one shoe? (we were not at home)

9. Who cut your hair? Yes, someone cut your hair. Go look in the mirror if you don't believe me... I can tell because your bangs are totally gone.

10. I know that Dakota did not pee on the floor because that is your Aunts' dog and they were not over lately. (my sister had to say this one)

11. I don't care if he did ask you to kick him, we don't hurt one another.

12. Why did you tape bugs all over your walls? (if she saw a bug crawling on her wall, she would tape it to it)

13. When I asked you to go outside for a while, I didn't mean go sit on a swing and read.

3 comments:

toni said...

ROFLOL! This was a hilarious list, De, but #12 takes the cake. ROFOLOL.........again and again.
Blessings,
~toni~

Tammy said...

Oh De, thank you so much for the laugh! It's even better when I can imagine your voice saying these things. You just crack me up.

Jurnee said...

who said the butter one? Did I????